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Title: Ribbons and Bows
"You could just say no, you know," Odin dabbed at his bleeding nose, "No need to claw me in the face!"
"There is every reason. What sort of cat do you think I am, trying to dress me in this tawdry rubbish?"
"Oh, I do apologise, Your Majesty, I'll find you a Laconia-studded ribbon next time!"
"Free, independent cats do not wear ribbons or bows."
"You wear the fur coat and gloves that Alis gave you."
"Because they are both sensible choices of armour for a cat entering combat."
"Fine, I'll find you an ARMOURED ribbon!" Odin walked off, sulking.
Fandom: Phantasy Star
Characters/pairings: Myau, Odin
Word count: 100
Rating: G/Gen
Tags: humour
Summary: In which Myau refuses to wear anything bought for him by Odin.
"You could just say no, you know," Odin dabbed at his bleeding nose, "No need to claw me in the face!"
"There is every reason. What sort of cat do you think I am, trying to dress me in this tawdry rubbish?"
"Oh, I do apologise, Your Majesty, I'll find you a Laconia-studded ribbon next time!"
"Free, independent cats do not wear ribbons or bows."
"You wear the fur coat and gloves that Alis gave you."
"Because they are both sensible choices of armour for a cat entering combat."
"Fine, I'll find you an ARMOURED ribbon!" Odin walked off, sulking.