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anythingdrabbleTitle: Compliments
To call a lady 'heavenly' - or, indeed, 'angelic' or 'divine' - is not a compliment, as she has pointed out time and time again. There's nothing enticing about true angels, not unless you were one of those weirdos who actually bought those halos in bulk from her, presumably either to melt down into whatever rare metal they're made of or to make donut molds from, or umbrella hangers, or something. Just to show that she wasn't favouring one side over the other, she refused to accept 'devilish' either. Now 'enchanting', 'enticing, 'beguiling', especially 'bewitching', those she liked to hear.
Fandom: Bayonetta
Characters/pairings: Bayonetta
Word count: 100
Rating: G/Gen
Summary: 'Heavenly' is not a good compliment.
To call a lady 'heavenly' - or, indeed, 'angelic' or 'divine' - is not a compliment, as she has pointed out time and time again. There's nothing enticing about true angels, not unless you were one of those weirdos who actually bought those halos in bulk from her, presumably either to melt down into whatever rare metal they're made of or to make donut molds from, or umbrella hangers, or something. Just to show that she wasn't favouring one side over the other, she refused to accept 'devilish' either. Now 'enchanting', 'enticing, 'beguiling', especially 'bewitching', those she liked to hear.
