[Challenge #410: Toe] Original Fiction: 'Stubbed'

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Title: 'Stubbed'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to 100words
Summary: "Oh, cute. That's really cute."


"Ow! Oh, geez!"

"What? Oh, my goodness, what happened? What's the matter, there?"

"I just stubbed my big toe."

"Yeowch! Ah, man; I hate when that happens! That really sucks."

"Yeah; tell me about it. Oh, brother. I must have hit it at just the wrong angle, too. This is really killing me!"

"Ohh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Would you like me to deliver the eulogy at the funeral?"

"Oh, cute. That's really cute. I don't know what hurts more, now: My toe, or that pathetic excuse for a joke. Let me alone with my pain, would ya?!"