challenge 61 'describe', Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor, Remarkably Like a Thingy,

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Title: Remarkably Like a Thingy
Fandom: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
Characters: Kaido, Mari, Yuzu, Amane, Naoya
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Words: 200
Challenge: 61 - Describe
Tags: very immature humour, reference to notorious phallic level boss, mild language, probably not canon
Summary: Kaido is asked to describe Mara.

"Very good, Kaido, now tell me what the demon actually looked like."

 

"I'm tellin' ya the truth, it was the size of a bus, scary powerful, an' I mean off the freakin' charts, and it looked like a giant dong in a wheelchair chariot thing."
 

 

Mari sighed, "Everything apparently looks like a penis or a vagina when I ask a young man to describe it to me, it seems. What else can you tell me about it."
 

 

"Other than it one-shotted all my demons and I had to run like hell? Not sure what else I can tell ya," he shrugged, "Ain't nothin' else it looks like. Anyone else can back me up. Hey, Yuzu, what'd that demon who kicked my ass look like?"
 

 

Yuzu blushed at the question bellowed at her from the bottom of the underpass to the street above, "You know very well what it looked like!"
 

 

"Fine," he got his phone out and video called Naoya and Amane, "Hey, you two, describe Mara!"
 

 

Naoya smiled, "An ancient and fundamental symbol of male power and..."
 

 

"Sinful evil!" snapped Amane.
 

 

"Fine, fine, I believe you that it's phallic. Now why the hell are Amane and Naoya together unsupervised?"