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anythingdrabbleTitle: 'Shootout'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: "Why so bummed, chum?"
Chandler found a dejected Joey slumped on the couch. "Why so bummed, chum?"
Joey sighed. "I was in the park, tryin' to play Wild West with Phoebe. There's no winnin' with that woman!"
"What happened?"
"I tried to have a decent shootout, and I had the drop on her. I said, 'Bang! You're dead!' And she started sayin' that she was immortal, due to some weird unethical science experiments that involved vampires and ghosts. I finally gave up, 'cuz I couldn't understand a single word she said."
"Never have a shootout with a pacifist," Chandler stated. "They get highly creative."
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: "Why so bummed, chum?"
Chandler found a dejected Joey slumped on the couch. "Why so bummed, chum?"
Joey sighed. "I was in the park, tryin' to play Wild West with Phoebe. There's no winnin' with that woman!"
"What happened?"
"I tried to have a decent shootout, and I had the drop on her. I said, 'Bang! You're dead!' And she started sayin' that she was immortal, due to some weird unethical science experiments that involved vampires and ghosts. I finally gave up, 'cuz I couldn't understand a single word she said."
"Never have a shootout with a pacifist," Chandler stated. "They get highly creative."
