[Challenge #385: Birth] Friends: 'Cheep Jokes'

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Title: 'Cheep Jokes'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Monica Geller, Chandler Bing
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: The title is not a typo. Trust me.
Summary: "For God's sake, stop..."


"There's nothing quite like waking up with the chickens, and having a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs. It makes my whole day start sunny side up," Chandler grinned.

Monica steeled herself. "Why do I have the funny feeling that it's going to be one of those days," she groaned.

"Did I lay a rotten egg," Chandler asked, eyes twinkling mischievously. "Did it fall flatter than a omelet?"

"For God's sake, stop..."

"Sometimes, life is just one cheep joke after another."

"Did your mother give birth to a boy, or to a joke machine," Monica groaned.

"I'm a glutton for punishment!"