[Challenge #383: Number] The Monkees: 'Mister Jocular'

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Title: 'Mister Jocular'
Fandom: The Monkees
Characters: Mike Nesmith, Micky Dolenz
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to vocab_drabbles
Summary: "Two and two don't make five, Shotgun."


"Let's get this over with," Mike advised, sitting Micky down. "What kinda scheme are you cookin' up?"

"Huh?" Uncomprehending, Micky stared up at his friend. "I don't know what you mean, Mike."

"Oh, Mick. Come off it, will ya? I've got your number."

"Well, all I'm getting is a bad connection, man. Make your point!"

Mike sat down beside him. "Look, you're Mister Jocular. Tomorrow's April Fool's Day. Two and two don't make five, Shotgun."

As it clicked, Micky's eyes widened. "On my honor as a Monkee, Mike, I don't have anything planned for tomorrow."

"Yet," an untrusting Mike muttered.