but_can_i_be_trusted: from the Wayne & Shuster sketch, 'Rinse the Blood off My Toga' (Silver and Giovanni)
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Title: 'Dough'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to [community profile] emotion100 and [community profile] 100words
Summary: "Wounded?! What happened?"


"I'm wounded," Joey announced, bursting into the apartment and clutching his rear.

Chandler hopped out of his chair, instantly concerned. "Wounded?! What happened?"

"Monica was makin' a batch of cookies. The dough looked so delicious that I had to try some. And I guess I got a little too enthusiastic," Joey explained. "And Monica got upset with me for eating so much dough."

"Okay. So, where does this whole 'I'm wounded' business start," his roommate asked. "Because I don't see any blood."

"She whacked me with the handle of a ladle. Maybe there's no blood, but it really hurts, dude!"

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