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anythingdrabbleTitle: Turns Into Tigers
"Prettyboy going to wear that? Look stupid," Abobo sniffed at the object he'd been paid to haul.
"It's a rug, you idiot, not a fur coat. It's going to be a gift for Lady Okada."
"That no impress lady. Tiger was small, scrawny. Fur missing there," he pointed to a bald patch, "Pay double, Abobo go kill real tiger! Snap neck with bare fists!"
"I don't have time..."
"Better yet, Abobo capture tiger, give to scary boss lady as pet.""
"That... that's a terrible idea! What if she doesn't like it? She'll be furious at us AND have a tiger!"
Fandom: Double Dragon
Characters: Abobo, Duke
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Tags: implied animal abuse, attempt at Abobo's accent
Summary: Duke hires Abobo to help him gift Okada a tiger-skin rug.
"Prettyboy going to wear that? Look stupid," Abobo sniffed at the object he'd been paid to haul.
"It's a rug, you idiot, not a fur coat. It's going to be a gift for Lady Okada."
"That no impress lady. Tiger was small, scrawny. Fur missing there," he pointed to a bald patch, "Pay double, Abobo go kill real tiger! Snap neck with bare fists!"
"I don't have time..."
"Better yet, Abobo capture tiger, give to scary boss lady as pet.""
"That... that's a terrible idea! What if she doesn't like it? She'll be furious at us AND have a tiger!"
