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anythingdrabbleTitle: The Bake Sale
"What seems to be the problem, sir? I've got my trading licence right here," Jingo beamed at Machias, holding up the laminated document, "Need some more shotgun shells, by the way? I've got some special stuff."
"Jingo... this is a charity bake sale outside an all girl's school. Don't you have anything you can sell besides heavy weaponry?"
"I had Mishy plushies but they sold like hot cakes. And, hey, the girls gotta defend themselves from perverts!"
"I... suppose so," Machias sighed, ending down to pet Cerberus, "At least stick with light weaponry, please?"
"Sure thing, boss. Sells better anyway!"
Fandom: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
Characters/Pairings: Jingo, Machias Regnitz
Word count: 100
Rating : PG-13/Gen
Tags: dark humour
Summary: Jingo sets up a stall for the St Astraia's charity bake sale, much to Machias' perturbation.
"What seems to be the problem, sir? I've got my trading licence right here," Jingo beamed at Machias, holding up the laminated document, "Need some more shotgun shells, by the way? I've got some special stuff."
"Jingo... this is a charity bake sale outside an all girl's school. Don't you have anything you can sell besides heavy weaponry?"
"I had Mishy plushies but they sold like hot cakes. And, hey, the girls gotta defend themselves from perverts!"
"I... suppose so," Machias sighed, ending down to pet Cerberus, "At least stick with light weaponry, please?"
"Sure thing, boss. Sells better anyway!"
