[Challenge #265: Herb] Friends: 'Elf Shoes'

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Title: 'Elf Shoes'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Summary: "So why not shoot the breeze?"


"It was sweet of you to invite me over after all that shopping we did," Monica grinned, relaxing on Phoebe's sofa.

Phoebe was pouring them each some herbal tea. "You treated me to lunch; it was the least I could do," she said, joining Monica and handing her a cup. "So why not shoot the breeze?"

"What's on your mind?"

"Did you ever look at a pair of those pointy-toed elf shoes and think, 'What a great place to hide a scorpion'?"

Monica sniffed her cup nervously. "Uh, Pheebs, what kind of herbs did you put in this tea?"