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anythingdrabbleTitle: 'What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor?'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted towhatif_au
Summary: Chandler leaned on his mop, taking a quick break from swabbing the deck.
Chandler leaned on his mop, taking a quick break from swabbing the deck. "What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning," he abruptly asked.
Looking up from idly dusting a coil of rope, Phoebe smiled, remembering how her crewmate had hogged the grog the night before. "Is that the hangover talking, or are you going someplace with this?"
Just then, Captain Monica strolled by, casting them both a warning glare. "You tell him to get his swacked ass back to work, before he gets keelhauled," she responded.
"It's so nice to be loved," Chandler sardonically muttered.
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
whatif_auSummary: Chandler leaned on his mop, taking a quick break from swabbing the deck.
Chandler leaned on his mop, taking a quick break from swabbing the deck. "What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning," he abruptly asked.
Looking up from idly dusting a coil of rope, Phoebe smiled, remembering how her crewmate had hogged the grog the night before. "Is that the hangover talking, or are you going someplace with this?"
Just then, Captain Monica strolled by, casting them both a warning glare. "You tell him to get his swacked ass back to work, before he gets keelhauled," she responded.
"It's so nice to be loved," Chandler sardonically muttered.
