Doctor Who: Such A Waste (Challenge #44: Carnal)

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Title: 'Such A Waste'
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Eleventh Doctor (regular typeface), the Cyberplanner (italicized typeface); hinting at potential Cyberplanner/Clara Oswald
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG (Warnings for mild innuendo)
Summary: That's a very pretty human you have, there, Doctor.


That's a very pretty human you have, there, Doctor.

Shut up. I'm not interested in Clara in that way.

Are you joking? A vision of loveliness like her, and you're not interested?

That's what I said.

Oh, dear me...that sounds like such a waste, if you should ask me.

Which I haven't. Aren't we supposed to be playing Chess for the fate of the cosmos?

All in good time, Doctor. Are you sure that you're not interested in the girl? No carnal fantasies you'd care to indulge in?

I said no, didn't I?!

I'll get 'round to changing that...