[Challenge #239: Even] Friends: 'We're Even'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'We're Even'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to whatif_au and 100words
Summary: "I guess we're even."


"Thanks for outing me as a spy," Phoebe sarcastically growled the moment she got Chandler alone. "What if I told everyone you were gay?"

Chandler stared at her. "But they know I'm not. And nobody aside from Joey really believes that you're a spy."

"But not everyone believes you're not gay. I'll tell you what: I'll go around telling everyone I'm a spy. And you go around telling everyone you're straight. Who'll start looking like the bigger liar?"

For a long, awkward moment, Phoebe and Chandler stared each other down.

"I see your point," Chandler sighed. "I guess we're even."