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anythingdrabbleTitle: The Bearlephog
"Doc, what exactly is the abomination currently loose outside my office?"
"Ah, so you encountered the bearlephog. Do you like it?"
"The what?"
"Bearlephog," repeated Doc, "My new improved guard animal. I thought it much more efficient to combine the strong points of all three models into one hybridised design."
"I... see," the Warden sighed, "And is it supposed to be making that noise?"
"Don't worry, sir, that's its happy noise."
"As long as its happy."
"It always is after its eaten someone," Doc giggled.
To be fair on him, thought the Warden, the regular animals randomly ate people too.
Fandom: Dark Savior
Characters/Pairings: Doc, Kurtliegen, no pairings
Word count: 100
Rating : PG-13/Gen
Tags: humour, slice of life, canon-typical dark humour
Summary: Doc decides to hybridise the guard bear, elephant and dogs.
"Doc, what exactly is the abomination currently loose outside my office?"
"Ah, so you encountered the bearlephog. Do you like it?"
"The what?"
"Bearlephog," repeated Doc, "My new improved guard animal. I thought it much more efficient to combine the strong points of all three models into one hybridised design."
"I... see," the Warden sighed, "And is it supposed to be making that noise?"
"Don't worry, sir, that's its happy noise."
"As long as its happy."
"It always is after its eaten someone," Doc giggled.
To be fair on him, thought the Warden, the regular animals randomly ate people too.
