(Challenge #213: Blast) The Monkees: 'Random Chemicals'

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Title: 'Random Chemicals'
Fandom: The Monkees
Characters: Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, Peter Tork, Mike Nesmith
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to whatif_au and 100words
Summary: Oh, dear.


Setting: A chemistry classroom. Mike, Peter, and Davy huddle over a lab table, while Micky lectures.

Micky: Class, today, we'll be testing the explosive properties of certain random chemicals.

Peter: (nervously) Did the professor say random chemicals?

Mike: Oh, dear. I don't see this endin' well.

Micky: (unaware of his students' worries) Now, we just have to remember to take all necessary precautions. If we do, we should be able to keep the blasting to the bare minimum. (he combines two chemicals, which cause a tiny explosion) Ideally, that is to say.

Davy: I knew I should've been absent today.