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anythingdrabbleTitle: Of Mimics, And Trust Issues
"Why do you never use the healing lounges?"
"I had a bad experience with a chair mimic."
"That's a chair. Not a sofa. There's no such thing as a sofa mimic. That's why these things always look like a fancy chaise lounge. You're wasting all the healing potions. Stop it."
"Okay, so never a sofa, but once, back home, there was this comfortable armchair. It turned out to be a big, fat, HUGE mimic. It devoured its prey whole as they slept!"
"Is this why you won't sleep on a normal bed?"
"Huh? No, I'm just used to a futon."
Fandom: Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Characters/Pairings: Miriam & Zangetsu
Word count: 100
Rating : PG-13/Gen
Tags: humour, slice of life, not canon
Summary: Zangetsu refuses to use the save-sofas as they look too much like the dreaded Comfy Chair Mimic.
Note: inspired by a fun way of dying in my favourite Fighting Fantasy gamebook
Note: inspired by a fun way of dying in my favourite Fighting Fantasy gamebook
"Why do you never use the healing lounges?"
"I had a bad experience with a chair mimic."
"That's a chair. Not a sofa. There's no such thing as a sofa mimic. That's why these things always look like a fancy chaise lounge. You're wasting all the healing potions. Stop it."
"Okay, so never a sofa, but once, back home, there was this comfortable armchair. It turned out to be a big, fat, HUGE mimic. It devoured its prey whole as they slept!"
"Is this why you won't sleep on a normal bed?"
"Huh? No, I'm just used to a futon."
