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anythingdrabbleTitle: Know When to Fold
"You fold way too easily," complained Crow, "Its no fun when you don't take it seriously."
"I can't help it," Rean shrugged, "Your irresistible dark charisma is compelling me to surrender to you."
"What the..." Crow spluttered, "Where'd you pick up THAT line?"
Rean grinned, "Its some dialogue Dorothee wrote in one of her stories about us."
"And you can say that crap with a straight face?"
"Munk gave me radio acting lessons. So you think I'm improving?"
"I... guess so?" Crow reluctantly admitted, "Why were you reading Dorothee's weird smutty stories, though? I thought she never showed them to her victims!"
"Millium got hold of one. I don't think she was supposed to have it either, it says 'for age 15 or over' on the cover," said Rean, "But just try keeping something from Millium once she's interested!"
"And nothing's more interesting for little kids than things they're not allowed," muttered Crow.
"Uh-huh. Then she kept pestering me to come over here and say it to you. She even bribed me five thousand Mira. I don't want to know where she got..."
"Wait, can she hear us? Where is she?"
A small voice from under the table started tittering.
Fandom: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
Characters/Pairings: (sort of) Rean/Crow
Word count: 200
Rating : PG-13/slash
Tags: in-canon discussion of fanfiction, humour, minors obtaining 15-rated material
Summary: Dorothee's tastes in literature cause problems.
"You fold way too easily," complained Crow, "Its no fun when you don't take it seriously."
"I can't help it," Rean shrugged, "Your irresistible dark charisma is compelling me to surrender to you."
"What the..." Crow spluttered, "Where'd you pick up THAT line?"
Rean grinned, "Its some dialogue Dorothee wrote in one of her stories about us."
"And you can say that crap with a straight face?"
"Munk gave me radio acting lessons. So you think I'm improving?"
"I... guess so?" Crow reluctantly admitted, "Why were you reading Dorothee's weird smutty stories, though? I thought she never showed them to her victims!"
"Millium got hold of one. I don't think she was supposed to have it either, it says 'for age 15 or over' on the cover," said Rean, "But just try keeping something from Millium once she's interested!"
"And nothing's more interesting for little kids than things they're not allowed," muttered Crow.
"Uh-huh. Then she kept pestering me to come over here and say it to you. She even bribed me five thousand Mira. I don't want to know where she got..."
"Wait, can she hear us? Where is she?"
A small voice from under the table started tittering.
