[Challenge #173: Dent] Original Fiction: 'Defend Yourself!'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'Defend Yourself!'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only
Summary: "Ouch! What the heck was that for?"


"En garde!"

"Ouch! What the heck was that for?"

"Muahaha! I'll make a dent in that skull of yours, yet!"

"Okay, what the heck has gotten into you? Put down that wrapping paper roll, before you give me a concussion! Ow! Stop it, will ya?!"

"Never! Defend yourself!"

"Are you crazy, or something? Ouch! Dude, I'm tellin' ya, knock it off!"

"I tell you, defend yourself, fool, or admit defeat!"

"Fine, pal. You're askin' for it. Bring it on!"

"You'll never stop me--ow! Hey, that hurt!"

"Serves you right. Defend yourself, you hypocrite!"

"I don't want to play anymore."