[Challenge #168: Custom] Original Fiction: 'What Trees?'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'What Trees?'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to 100words and drabble_zone
Summary: "Oh, for pete's sake! Get over here for a second."


"What's all this mistletoe doing around here?"

"Search me."

"Well, I didn't put it there. This is your custom, not mine."

"I think you're secretly jealous."

"Jealous, huh? Of what? Of a weird, somewhat parasitic plant?"

"There you go again. You've got a bad habit, you know, of overanalyzing the things that are supposed to put joy in peoples' lives."

"Peoples' lives. What about the lives of all the trees that stuff kills?"

"Oh, for pete's sake! Get over here for a second."

"No! Don't kiss me! Don't kiss me! Don't ki--"

"There. Now what about the trees?"

"What trees?"