[Challenge #157: Discharge] Original Fiction: 'You're Discharged!'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'You're Discharged!'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Dialogue only
Summary: "But that's not possible..."


"You're discharged!"

"Wait just a minute! You can't fire me!"

"I beg your pardon?"

"You can go ahead and beg my pardon, but it's true. You can't fire me."

"And why can't I fire an incompetent employee?"

"Because I don't work here."

"You what?!"

"I don't work here."

"But that's not possible..."

"Sure, it is. I was just minding my own business, drinking a cup of coffee. It's not my fault that you mistook me for the new headwaiter."

"Well, don't expect severance pay."

"Well, I don't think that's fair."

"But you don't work here, do you?"

"I guess not."