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anythingdrabbleTitle: 'TARDIS Travel Line'
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: The Doctor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted towhatif_au and drabble_zone
Summary: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome aboard the TARDIS Travel Line, a once-in-a-lifetime tourist experience! Don't crowd; there's plenty of room! I trust you've all paid your fares.
There's nothing to worry about; it isn't as though I'll chuck anybody who hasn't paid into the nearest star. It's tempting, but I'm nice. Relax, friends; it's only a joke, I promise you! I'd be out of business double-quick if I tried!
Watch your step, now. This is a tricky vehicle. One false move, and we could become intimately acquainted with a black hole. Nasty business, that!
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: The Doctor
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
whatif_au and drabble_zoneSummary: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome aboard the TARDIS Travel Line, a once-in-a-lifetime tourist experience! Don't crowd; there's plenty of room! I trust you've all paid your fares.
There's nothing to worry about; it isn't as though I'll chuck anybody who hasn't paid into the nearest star. It's tempting, but I'm nice. Relax, friends; it's only a joke, I promise you! I'd be out of business double-quick if I tried!
Watch your step, now. This is a tricky vehicle. One false move, and we could become intimately acquainted with a black hole. Nasty business, that!
