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anythingdrabbleTitle: The Sacred Crozier
"That's not a holy relic. That's an old shepherd's crook you found in a field. You didn't even clean it."
"You can't clean the sacred ashes of the First Bishop off his Crozier of Light. You'll cut its value in half."
"So you admit you stole from a grave?"
"Rescued it. From an evil labyrinth. And it wasn't me - an adventurer, er, brought it in."
"If its such a powerful relic, why can't I cast a simple healing spell with it?"
"You'll have to ask yourself that, sir. Its power only activates when used by a truly good person."
Fandom: Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
Characters/pairings: Recce & OC!Customer
Word count: 100
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Tags: humour
Summary: Recce tries to sell an old staff that may or may not be a real sacred relic.
"That's not a holy relic. That's an old shepherd's crook you found in a field. You didn't even clean it."
"You can't clean the sacred ashes of the First Bishop off his Crozier of Light. You'll cut its value in half."
"So you admit you stole from a grave?"
"Rescued it. From an evil labyrinth. And it wasn't me - an adventurer, er, brought it in."
"If its such a powerful relic, why can't I cast a simple healing spell with it?"
"You'll have to ask yourself that, sir. Its power only activates when used by a truly good person."
