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Title: 'A Fake'
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Eleventh Doctor, River Song
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
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Summary: "What I did wasn't so bad."
"I can't believe you stole the Tivi Bird egg," the Doctor groused.
River shrugged, uncaring. "What I did wasn't so bad."
"Wasn't so bad?! That egg is sacred; and, as an archaeologist, you ought to know that," he scolded.
She smirked. "As an archaeologist, I did my research. That wasn't the true Tivi Bird egg. It was a fake."
He gaped, dumbstruck. "It was a fake?"
"An excellent one, I have to admit," River continued. "But someone who's responsible for it decided to create an elaborate deception, and secretly sell the genuine article. The Tivi race will find it eventually."
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Eleventh Doctor, River Song
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
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Summary: "What I did wasn't so bad."
"I can't believe you stole the Tivi Bird egg," the Doctor groused.
River shrugged, uncaring. "What I did wasn't so bad."
"Wasn't so bad?! That egg is sacred; and, as an archaeologist, you ought to know that," he scolded.
She smirked. "As an archaeologist, I did my research. That wasn't the true Tivi Bird egg. It was a fake."
He gaped, dumbstruck. "It was a fake?"
"An excellent one, I have to admit," River continued. "But someone who's responsible for it decided to create an elaborate deception, and secretly sell the genuine article. The Tivi race will find it eventually."