Title: 'I Wonder...?'
Fandom: Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Characters/Pairings: Hamada Masatoshi, Matsumoto Hitoshi, Tanaka Naoki
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
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Summary: "Eh? What's that about?
"Have you come unhinged," Matsumoto barked.
Hamada blinked. "Eh? What's that about?
"You've been staring at me for the last twenty minutes. I don't trust you when you look like that."
Shaking his head, Hamada laughed. "You don't trust me, anyway!"
"That doesn't matter. Why do you keep staring at me?"
"I'm not staring at you; I'm staring at your head," his partner clarified. "I wonder if tsukkomi smacks hurt more to a bald head? We could have a batsu game about it. You could go against Tanaka."
At that, Tanaka's natural timidity took over. "Please don't," he nervously protested.
Fandom: Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Characters/Pairings: Hamada Masatoshi, Matsumoto Hitoshi, Tanaka Naoki
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to
Summary: "Eh? What's that about?
"Have you come unhinged," Matsumoto barked.
Hamada blinked. "Eh? What's that about?
"You've been staring at me for the last twenty minutes. I don't trust you when you look like that."
Shaking his head, Hamada laughed. "You don't trust me, anyway!"
"That doesn't matter. Why do you keep staring at me?"
"I'm not staring at you; I'm staring at your head," his partner clarified. "I wonder if tsukkomi smacks hurt more to a bald head? We could have a batsu game about it. You could go against Tanaka."
At that, Tanaka's natural timidity took over. "Please don't," he nervously protested.