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anythingdrabbleTitle: Ashes to Ashes
"You know, there's a limit to what human digestive systems can handle," Altina informed him, staring blankly at the grey goo on her plate that didn't register in her memory banks as 'food'.
"Shut the hell up, runt," Ash growled, "What would you know about being human, anyway? You just eat pancakes all day. I'd be better off asking Cerberus."
"Ironically, Juna already tried feeding her meal to the dog, who refused," reported Altina, "However, Tita believes they would make a good lubricant for Panzer Soldats..."
"Yeah, okay, so my cooking's awful. No need to go on about it."
Fandom: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel
Characters/pairings: Altina & Ash
Word count: 100
Rating: PG-12/Gen
Tags: mild language
Summary: Altina disapproves of Ash's cooking.
"You know, there's a limit to what human digestive systems can handle," Altina informed him, staring blankly at the grey goo on her plate that didn't register in her memory banks as 'food'.
"Shut the hell up, runt," Ash growled, "What would you know about being human, anyway? You just eat pancakes all day. I'd be better off asking Cerberus."
"Ironically, Juna already tried feeding her meal to the dog, who refused," reported Altina, "However, Tita believes they would make a good lubricant for Panzer Soldats..."
"Yeah, okay, so my cooking's awful. No need to go on about it."
