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Title: Pages Yellowing With Foxing
"Must we go traipsing around the desert again?" the Grimoire spat his contempt, "My pages are yellowing from the heat and I'm getting sand in my binding. Keep this up and my pages will come loose."
"Shut up whining," Kaine growled, "Get a plastic slipcase or something."
"A grimoire of the highest order like me? Be seen dead in a PLASTIC SLIPCASE?"
"I agree, its too sandy. And hot," muttered Emile.
"So, is your head a real pumpkin? Does it wilt?" Kaine grinned evilly, "Do we need to water it?"
"No wasting water," ordered Nier, drawing his sword for emphasis.
Fandom: NiER: Gestalt
Characters/pairings: Nier, Kaine, Emil, Grimoire Weiss
Word count: 100
Rating: G/Gen
Tags: slice of life, banter, humour, random
Summary: The desert makes everyone grumpy.
"Must we go traipsing around the desert again?" the Grimoire spat his contempt, "My pages are yellowing from the heat and I'm getting sand in my binding. Keep this up and my pages will come loose."
"Shut up whining," Kaine growled, "Get a plastic slipcase or something."
"A grimoire of the highest order like me? Be seen dead in a PLASTIC SLIPCASE?"
"I agree, its too sandy. And hot," muttered Emile.
"So, is your head a real pumpkin? Does it wilt?" Kaine grinned evilly, "Do we need to water it?"
"No wasting water," ordered Nier, drawing his sword for emphasis.