[Challenge #386: Bite] Original Poetry: 'The Details'

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Title: 'The Details'
Fandom: Original Poetry
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to genprompt_bingo
Summary: Once upon a while ago...


Once upon a while ago, when the sun had retired for the day,
A vampire met an alien walking down a dark alleyway.

"I'm pleased to meet you," the vampire said, "on this lovely night.
How about we get together somewhere private for a little bite?"

"I quite disagree," the alien said, "for I have heard of your sort;
The mystery creature with a taste for blood; oh, yes, I've had that report."

So the vampire gave up, and the alien went home, so the details are quite sparse.
But, then, whatever can you expect from a mere poetical farce?