[Challenge #307: Ditch] Original Poetry: 'Torment'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'Torment'
Fandom: Original Poetry
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to 100words
Summary: I sadly knew of a man


Once, not too long ago, I sadly knew of a man
Who to aggravate people was always his plan
I swear that he had obnoxiousness on the brain
For he made of himself such a rude, constant pain
I can guarantee that he was a son of a...witch
And, the last that I heard, he was dead in a ditch
Which, as far as the world at large is concerned
Was entirely too good for him, better than he deserved
But at least he is now not bothering anyone
Why are there such people, who think torment is fun