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Echo Invictus ([personal profile] but_can_i_be_trusted) wrote in [community profile] anythingdrabble2022-09-26 04:45 pm

[Challenge #257: Gorgeous] Friends: 'The First Half'

Title: 'The First Half'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to [community profile] drabble_zone
Summary: "That's a hot one."


"Wow," Joey breathed, gawking at yet another gorgeous woman as she walked into the coffee shop. "That's a hot one."

Chandler snorted. "You've said that about the last seventeen women to come into this place."

"So?"

"So. I like looking at a beautiful woman as much as you do--but do you really have nothing better to do on a Monday afternoon?"

Joey fixed Chandler with a long, doubtful, deeply confused stare. "Are you sure you're not gay?"

Dumbstruck, Chandler stared back at him for a silent moment or two. "Did you not hear the first half of that sentence?"