[Challenge #181: Carrot] Original Fiction: 'Mugged'

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Title: 'Mugged'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Characters: Original
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Crossposted to drabble_zone
Summary: Well, here's the deal.


Did I ever tell you about the time that I was almost mugged? I didn't? Well, here's the deal.

I was trying to get into my car one evening, but I'd grabbed the wrong key. This was before those groovy battery-operated fobs, ya know?

Anyway, I was fumbling with my keys, and I feel something digging into my back. Well, I'm a stubborn cluck, or an idiot, so I fought back.

The guy's sprawled on the concrete, gripping a baby carrot.

I wish I was joking.

I told him nobody'd take him seriously using a baby carrot. Daikon, maybe?